How do you know when you are suffering from teenageritis?

Symptoms:

You cannot hear your self think over the screaming guy that your daughter/son thinks is music.

At night, you count ear and lip piercings instead of sheep.

You daughter thinks carrying mascara, eyeliner, and lip gloss are just like carrying a first aid kit.

You go through AcneFree like you do milk.

You frequent homes of other teenagers that drive you nuts.

You buy a Minivan equipped with a special viewing mirror designed to view the backseat.

You talk to what you think is your son, but your not really sure, because you can only see his face from the nose down.

You try separating your daughter/son from their cell phone and it is like performing conjoined twin surgery.

You understand that "I.C.P" stands for Insane Clown Posse and that "Superman your Hoe" has a meaning far beyond that of the marvel comic.

You wake up at night with nightmares about your daughter/son driving.

You understand that OMG, BFF, BBL, LOL, JK are abbrevations for actual phrases.

You know that when you sync your daughters iPod with a second computer it wipes the thing clean, so you do it frequently.

Treatment:
1-Suffer through the next 6-8 years
2-Say "one day you will have a teenage just like you" a lot
3-Invest in Excedrin
4-USE birth control next time